Supreme Court attorney, wealthy, huge income, no tax.
Super, Egon!
Collector of silverware. Arrives home every day at 4:52 p.m.
Four minutes later he opens the window. He loves fresh air.
The operation starts Wednesday at 1700 hours.
- Any questions? - No, it's brilliant.
Did you say Wednesday? There's a football match on TV.
Exactly.
Still 0-0 at Ullevaal. it's a good game with good Norwegian play.
Lasse Henriksen gets the ball. This is his last match as an amateur.
He's going abroad to become a professional. Bosse Hermanson.
Hermanson with a tackle on him for the 134th time today.
Bosse is always best away. Not professional from Henriksen.
Hermanson to Wikmann, on to Lindgren. Excellent passing.
This is dangerous! This is dangerous!
A football match! Who's playing, Hubert?
It's the Swedes in the light shirts. Our goal is on the left. Quiet now.
How exciting! Do you think it's live?
- Sssh! You moron! - Hubert, really!
- You utter idiot! - Who's that?
Please!
Olsbø dummies his Swedish marker! Great, Olsbø!
The crowd are on their toes! Løvstad kicks the ball forward.
- Shoo“ - The referee stops play.
- He whistles again! - Poor man! He fell!
- To hell with him! - But he was kicked, Hubert.
So what? He's Swedish.
We're under pressure, but we'll get back. Tough challenge by Bjelland.
But no foul given. The ball back in the Norwegian half of the pitch.
Brambani tries to find an opening in the Norwegian defence.
Eng controls it with his chest.
And what a chest! One of the Swedes goes down.
We mustn't underestimate our Swedish friends.
They have a lot of experience and know how to use it.
Kløvstad blocks a Swedish attack. Beautiful!
Holds on to the ball. This is good from the Norwegians.
The Swedes could get into trouble. A long ball into the Norwegian half.
We come back, we have to be careful with those Swedes.
This is good! Mortensen gets the ball and plays it forward.
Kleivstad with a dribble, he's free.
Køvstad gets a chance!
Fantastisk!
Goal! it's a goal! We're 1-0 up against Sweden!
For the first time since 1905! Norway one, Sweden nil.
We're 1-0 up, but we're in trouble. We're running out of steam.
Mortensen and Bjaaland fighting with their backs to the wall.
The Swedish attacks are pouring towards our goal. Can we hold on?
A breather! Just what we need! A throw-in.
Eng heads it away, but the ball comes right back.
Ølsbo with a long clearance, but here come the Swedes again.
Arnold Berg saves Norway, but he's too sloppy.
He loses the ball. Sjömann rushes into the Norwegian box.
They try to take the ball from him. And Sjömann goes down!
What does the referee say? Two players are down in the area.
- This is crazy! Did you see that? - Yes, he pushed him.
Not at all! That was never a penalty.
Bloody referee! I'm sure he's a Dane.
Ove Kant gets ready to take the penalty kick.
He has done this many times in his international career.
Ove Kant is ready. It's 1-0 to Norway, but a penalty to Sweden...
- Can you believe it? - Hubert, honestly!
Damn their eyes! I've never seen such bunglers!
Miserable left-wing bastards! I'll call the station.
Terrible, don't you think? There's no limit to the incompetence of...
Well, I'll be damned!
- Wait, Kjell! The loot! - It's gone.
They took it. The King and the Jack.
Bloody thieves!
- That was close, Hermansen. - It was Egon Olsen.
- An ex-convict. - Still, it would be unfortunate.
- It would harm the entire force. - I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
- These marches are trouble enough. - Yes. Violence, police brutality...
As newly appointed Chief of the CID, I want to improve our reputation.
We must use more modern methods. The press, TV, anything we can.
- I will do my best, sir. - I have to do my best.
- Damn, it's good to see you. - It seemed like 100 years.
- It was only nine months. - Do you have any plans?
- I might. - We really need it.
- It's been so boring. - Basse is going to be confirmed.
- What is your plan? - Have a guess.
- Is it something with silverware? - The tobacconist's?
Now I know! The race track?
What is it? Tell us, Egon!
Four million. In cash.
Million? Did you say million?
Four million in used bank notes. Ours for the taking. Well?
- Is anything wrong? - It's just that...
I want no... I can't take part in it.
Valborg and I have talked about it. Especially Valborg.
We've decided we don't want any more of that millionaire stuff.
We've had unpleasantness enough. Basse's confirmation is coming up.
Well, I have to admit I agree with Kjell.
It's all very well with millions, but who walks around with four of them?
In cash?
Who do you think?
Every day at 5:30 the van returns to the office with the day's profits.
It's usually between 2 and 400,000.
- Is that all? - I thought you said millions.
That's right. Next Wednesday is tax day.
- They'll be carrying four million. - Get away! Four million in taxes?
It's an armoured van, the driver's armed, and there's a police escort.
A police escort? But then it's absolutely impossible.
Exactly. No one thinks the van can be robbed. So I'm going to fix it.
- How are you going to fix it? - I have a plan.
- The haul to end all hauls. - Brilliant.
- What do you say, Kjell? - I have to talk to Valborg first.
We have put up with a lot from you. We've been very patient.
You're always in prison. What do you know about the real world?
Do you know the price of a function room, a buffet and a band?
The whole family will be there. And my sister has got a new fur coat.
We can't look like beggars. You can't keep up nowadays.
- Unless you're a millionaire. - Exactly! Like I told your husband.
- But that meathead won't listen. - What is this?
- But dear, I just... - We've discussed this many times.
- You know what it means to Basse. - I'd rather have a moped.
Yes, he should have a present, too. And all you do is sing.
- What else is there to do? - You barely earn a few pennies.
And when Egon comes here with his ideas, his energy and intita...
- Initiative! - Right! Then all you do is stare.
- And what about you, you sloth? - I haven't...
You just drink all our beer.
I don't understand how you can stand being with these fools, Egon.
You're absolutely right, Valborg. I have to find other partners.
- Don't take it like that. - Are you leaving, Egon?
- If it's all right with Valborg... - Get Egon a cold beer.
Then you can have a good old chat like before. I'll make some food.
- We're really sorry. - It's not like we don't believe you.
Far from it.
All right, let's get started.
- Brilliant! - Just tell us what to do, Egon.
We need some equipment. A blowtorch.
- I'll take care of it. - Tape measure, chalk, stopwatch.
To time the operation, obviously.
A steamroller, one sledgehammer, and 26 cones.
- What did you say? - 26 cones.
- Stop! 11.40. - Here.
Hello?
How long does it take to repair the front of a Toyota Hiace?
One moment, I'll ask. He wants to know if the light is smashed, too.
It'll take two days. One day to beat out the dents -
- and one day for the paint job. If it's a straightforward dent.
Brilliant, Egon!
Hurry up!
Everything's timed and planned. Any questions?
It's brilliant, Egon.
- Is the car ready? - Oh yes. Full tank and everything.
- Really? - I swear!
- See for yourself! - Excellent. Kjell?
Yes, I know. 17 steps and then a chalk line.
- Fine. And you, Basse? - They're in the cellar.
Is Basse going with you? How nice to go working with Daddy.
You'll be a grown man soon.
You'd better dress properly. And you should get a haircut.
- Like hell I will! - You can't walk around like that.
- What would Auntie Olga say? - Tosh! No one's going to change.
It's essential that no one stands out. Basse should be himself.
- Brilliant, Egon. - The operation starts at 5:10.
Stop! Stop!
One... two... three, -
- four... five... six, -
- seven... eight... nine, -
- ten, eleven, 40...
NOW!
Blimey, boys! It went like clockwork. Brilliant, Egon.
- We haven't lost our touch. - We're done now, aren't we?
- It's in the bag! - I can't believe it.
Nothing can go wrong now, right? You do have enough petrol?
"Do I have enough petrol." That's a good one. Right, Egon?
I can't believe it. It worked! It's wonderful to have you, Egon.
Yes, you're a genius. An artist. You were great too, Kjell.
What about yourself? Never better. And Basse was the top.
- Yes, fantastic. - Did you see that it was Hermansen?
This is Hermansen. Set up roadblocks at all border stations.
Guard all railway stations and airports.
And give me the Chief of Police. Personally.
- It's a big haul, sir. - This is most unfortunate.
- How could this happen? - It was the ducklings, sir.
Lots of people took photographs. I was thinking of our reputation.
I'll contact the press. "International gang" sounds good.
- Do you speak any languages? - Jawohl.
Get on with it, I want fast results. Four million can't just disappear.
Four million...
360,743 kroner...
...and 75 øre. That's correct. It's actually a bit more.
Gosh! A bit more. That's brilliant.
- Are we millionaires now? - I suppose we are.
- Aren't we, Egon? - Yes, we're millionaires.
- About bloody time. - Quiet, Basse.
- That's 1 1/2 million each! - They're not counterfeit, are they?
- What do you mean? - You never know.
- And you didn't even want in, Kjell. - Me? It was Valborg...
Tosh! I did want to be a millionaire. I just thought it was dangerous.
- But if it's that simple... - Lovely chicks and a sports car...
And a white dinner jacket! Nightclubs...
- What would you like, Kjell? - I don't know.
- Valborg? A cottage with a pool? - In the country? Never.
I was at my sister's four years ago, that was plenty.
- An electrical train set. - A train set?
Yes, with switches, points and signals.
A locomotive and tunnels and...
- Shut up! We have to be sensible. - I agree.
The plan worked, the money is ours. We mustn't act like idiots.
I agree. We have to think of the essentials, Kjell.
And the most essential thing is to avoid getting caught.
You open the door, Valborg. Let's stand in front of the table.
- Egon, please give me 53,000. - 53,000?
- I say, Valborg! - What for?
Just a sec.
Well, what do you think?
My sister will look like a drowned cat by comparison.
It was a bargain. I told him the price was not an issue.
Once you're a millionaire... What is it now?
I don't get it. I want to know now.
- Aren't we millionaires? - Of course we're millionaires.
But really... 53,000?
Use your head. What if he'd seen all this?
- So? Money is there to be spent. - Of course.
And the fur coat was very nice... Can I have a tenner for a beer, Egon?
That's out of the question! This money is not going to be spent.
But Egon!
- Really, Egon. Can this be right? - I know it is.
We own 4,365,734 kroner and 75 øre.
The only mistake we can make is to spend it.
- Do you normally wear fur? - No, but...
Do you normally drive a sports car?
Do you usually pay your bills? No, exactly.
- What if you're suddenly loaded? - What about Basse's confirmation?
The dust will have settled by then. Then we start spending.
Slowly, so we don't arouse any suspicion. We can go to Majorca.
- A holiday! What do you say, Basse? - I want a moped.
- It's like Egon says... - Of course you're right, Egon.
- Of course. - But where do we hide the money?
We could bury it.
I can sew it into a belt Kjell could wear around his waist.
We sew it into a mattress. Or the couch. That's it, the couch!
That's the first place they'll look. No, I have a plan.
- That's great. - Nobody will suspect us.
If we're clever, no one will suspect that we pulled off this haul.
The haul to end all hauls.
MILLIONS STOLEN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
- We don't stand a chance today. - People don't have that much cash.
Except those who have more cash than they appear to have.
- What do you think of this? - I'll be damned!
Why isn't that us? Why don't we do something really...
- Why won't you let me... - It's Olsen. He got out last week.
I'll bet my last penny on it. It's his style.
Damn! Can I fix him?
- How? - Pull him into a car...
Then take him for a ride and cut him up a bit.
Emil, put it away. You'll be 50 soon. When will you grow up?
- I'll deal with this myself. - Why not me?
Because you're too thick. This requires brains. Let's call Jenny.
I don't want my sister mixed up in this.
She's young, I don't want her soiled.
Nobody gets soiled by four million kroner, my boy.
I wonder where he hid them.
- This is like Christmas Eve. - And it's not cold at all.
- We can just lie here and enjoy it. - We have much to look forward to.
Sun and palm trees and chicks in bikinis.
Egon, did you see her?
Just wait. Soon you'll have all you can shake a stick at.
There's a smell of chlorine.
- How can I help you? - Could you keep this for us?
- I'll give you a receipt. - Thank you very much.
- We will be here every day. - I'll take good care of it.
- Maybe the sofa was better anyway. - Or burying it.
- No! - But anybody could take it here.
And that's why no one will think of it. Who wants a cheap case?
Help!
I'm coming!
- Help! - I'm coming.
How nice! Look, Kjell, he looks like a real man.
- What do you think, Egon? - Not bad.
- I look like a Christmas tree. - Shut up, you little ape!
It's just like seeing your Dad when we met.
Remember how we walked to the altar? You need a dinner jacket, too!
- Me? - No, evening dress.
- Valborg! No! - Think of how nice it will be.
You tapping your glass and getting up to make a speech.
- A speech? - You have to make a speech.
Do you have a set of evening dress for my husband to try?
That's upstairs, in the tailoring department.
We'll go up there, then. But we'll take the dinner jacket.
- Cash or credit card? - Cash, of course.
You can put the smoking aside... When do we start paying in cash?
- Be quiet! - There's a big sports department.
- We can buy several of those. - It looks very spacious.
- It tastes of luxury! - Now, now.
What in the world... That's the King.
- And the Jack. - And my fur coat!
It's that tasty bit of crumpet from the swimming-baths.
- I'm terribly sorry. - How could you let this happen?
Well, lots of things happen here. People drown all the time.
What are we going to do? What are you planning to do?
I'll give you 50 kroner for the tatty case and the dirty bathing suits.
- 50 kroner! - OK, 100. But that's all you get!
Emil! Your manners!
Hello? Hello! Stop, this is the restaurant.
What do you want? There's a cafeteria around the corner.
- We have an appointment. - I find that hard to believe.
You've gone too far!
You dirty thief! I'll get you, you swine!
Come on out! That's our money!
What we did was not a crime
but we've finally made the big time
and if you are a bit surprised
the cause I have surmised
you've never known the feeling
of a pile of money reaching to the ceiling
but now all the cash is there 'cause you're a millionaire
yes, we did it, did we ever
that's how far you can go by being clever
now I can drink beer all day it's heaven I say
I will go on till I'm bursting I will never ever be thirsting
I'll drink my beer without a care 'cause I'm a millionaire
oh now, don't be so barbaric
when you're rich the food should be more esoteric
caviar and a bird for tea
no, champagne it is for me
nothing will be failing
Egon Olsen is the one we should be hailing
he's paying for the whole affair but he's not a millionaire.
- But we are! Here's to Egon! - And to us.
The swimming-baths! Why not just throw the money into the sea?
Let me be angry. You don't lose four million every day.
I ordered a smoked salmon buffet with coffee and liqueurs afterwards.
And there's Basses dinner jacket and Kjell's evening dress. I ordered it.
- I can't change it now. - Isn't that expensive?
Well, he's your only son! One minute we're rich, the next it's all gone.
- What are we going to do? - If only I could think of something.
Egon? You don't have an idea, by any chance?
Listen! I've got it. What an idiot I am! I've got it!
- I've practically solved it. - Is it complicated?
- Guess where it is. - Where what is?
I know where there's a safe from Franz Jäger in Berlin.
It's there for the taking. With some timing and planning, obviously.
Paper, pencil, ruler... Could you move over? We have work to do.
There. Now look...
The song is the toughest. I want it to be personal and write it myself.
But finding something that rhymes with Basse is just hopeless.
My sister has it easy. Her son's name is Guy.
"Guy was as sweet as pie." That's a lot easier.
Kjell wanted to name him after his father. It's hopeless.
And what rhymes with Basse? Nothing funny, as far as I can see.
Egon! Could you bring us a couple of beers?
You cut out a circle from this window with a glass cutter.
- You can push the office door open. - Great, Benny.
And there's the Franz Jäger. A 6 mm drill and we take the cash.
- Top hole, Benny! - The operation starts at 2:45 a.m.
Brilliant, Benny.
There we are Three holes, straight in, and the screw comes out.
- Is it difficult? - It's a cinch.
- Find something to put underneath. - Right, Benny.
Is anybody here?
Halt! Stop thief!
That's it. The number is 2722.
Here is your key. We'll keep this one.
And the receipt?
- Name or password? - A password.
- And what password, please? - "Full house".
Very well. There you are.
- So it's completely safe here? - We guarantee it.
Goodbye.
- Hermansen. - I knew it.
Try the bank's vault. Box number 2722. Password: Full house.
You'll enjoy it.
Guess who, sir. Yes... Sir?
I'm happy to report that my investigation has been successful.
I've found the briefcase with four million kroner.
Excellent. Bring the money here. We can just make the TV news.
Yes, I'll call in the press. Hurry up.
Yes, sir.
Continue the questioning. I want a thorough investigation.
I expect a full report. I shall take the case to number 19 myself.
Car keys, please.
Cheers!
Enter!
Thank you.
And the same again, please.
There's no trust anymore.
- What's that? - They've sent us the bill.
After only three days. 62,000 kroner.
- That's nothing. - 62,000?
Pocket money.
- Hello? - Let me talk to the old fool.
It's for you.
- Hello? - Guess who.
Correct. How are you, Viktor Emanuel?
Very well, thank you, Mr Olsen.
And you? Where are you calling from? Jail?
- Not yet? What do you want? - Do you have a television set?
Of course you do. I advise you to turn it on.
It should interest you.
There you are. This is it.
Well, we solved the case after all. I got a phone call, you see...
Thank you, Hermansen. Thank you.
I'm ready.
Ready? Action.
I'm happy to announce that my investigation has been successful.
We haven't made an arrest, but I have found the briefcase -
- which contains the loot: About four million kroner.
On behalf of the police force I am proud to show this result of-
- good police work.
- Hermansen! - Olsen?
- Egon? - Is that you?
These nitwits have been hiding in a fountain for three hours.
- But that's... - Brilliant!
You've found it? That's nice, but we have a lot to do.
Table arrangements, songs... Don't get sick. You must make a speech.
Shut up and sit down!
This is important. Listen, everybody: I have a plan.
That self-important braggart! This is the last straw!
I can't take any more!
- He's killing me. I can't go on. - Calm down, Uncle.
- Let me handle it. - The thieving swine!
- He'll be the end of me. - Not while you have me.
- No, please. Put that away. - I'll deal with this.
- You've never dealt with anything. - Because you never let me.
It's time you showed me what you can do. I've fed you for 30 years.
If it wasn't for my promise to your deceased mother... the bitch!
It's time for you to get rewarded for your pains. You're old and worn.
- What? How dare you! - It's my turn. Time for fresh legs.
Fresh supplies!
He was a gentleman. Honest. He doesn't look like any of them.
Wait a minute... That's funny.
This chap was in the vault when the briefcase was handed in.
Of course! Olsen! You idiot!
- I beg your pardon? - I'm sorry, I meant me.
The Olsen gang. Of course.
Upstairs!
Open the door! This is the police! We have a warrant.
- Open up, in the name of the law! - It is open.
Get on with it! Search every inch!
- Are you looking for something? - Yes, of course.
- Find anything? - There's nothing here.
I have the key while the Jensens are away. If someone comes to collect.
- Away? - They and their friends just left.
- Where to? - I think they're flying to Majorca.
What? We must hurry to the airport.
Dear me.
And that's my thanks?
It's Hermansen, sir. I will soon arrest the gang behind the big haul.
Yes, I'm on my way to the airport.
Pardon? No, there is no doubt this time.
Very well, sir. I shall meet you there personally.
Of course. The couch.
- I apologize, sir, but... - This is a disgrace!
- You've made a fool of me again! - I assure you...
This is sabotage! Hermansen, you are a liability to the force!
- You're fired! I'm taking over. - You can't mean that...
Be quiet! You're a useless bungler! A clown and an idiot!
Report for patrol duty.
I will not accept this. I have a degree.
I've been working on this case day and night.
Around the clock... Sir? I have a wife and children.
You make me sick!
- Damn! - Are you here to see the Jensens?
What? Yes... no. That is to say...
- Are you here to pick up something? - Pick up? Well...
I've got it in my room. I'll get it for you.
Hello! Isn't this what you were supposed to pick up?
- They look like our boys. - About time.
- How much time do we have? - About 15 minutes.
- What a sight they are. - I guess it's part of the show.
- It worked. Brilliant, Egon! - I'm not a complete fool, you know.
- To the hangar over there. - There's a car coming.
Hermansen! Get on the plane!
Go! Go!
Here we are with our dear Basse
a real gentleman at fifteen
and... he...
What rhymes with Basse? I can't think of a single word.
Do you suppose we can hand in this briefcase now?
- Are you listening? - Sorry?
- Can we hand in the briefcase? - Egon said to wait one hour.
- Do they live here? - Second floor.
An environment like this breeds criminals.
Did you say parachute? This must be a mistake.
- A very big mistake. - Possibly, but I don't care.
We were told to drop three men, twelve minutes from now.
Get those parachutes on, or we make you jump without them.
I've never seen such behaviour. It was just like in the papers.
- He was ever so rude. - Who?
- He wore a check jacket like yours. - Hermansen!
He pushed me this way and that.
He's crazy. Institute a search.
- Is this the lady of the house? - Yes.
- Do you know where she is? - She went to the airport.
- Has the hour gone by yet? - Six more minutes.
- Well, what do you say? - Did you do it?
- Emil! Did you do it? My boy! - Uncle!
I never expected this. My sister...
...your dear mother, should have seen you now.
How dare you?
- But... - I'll teach you!
Of all the impertinent, low-down... You can't joke about such matters.
I'm waiting for my money, and you pull a prank like that!
- I'll pull a prank on you! - Don't hit me.
- Think of your blood pressure. - I'll show you pressure!
It's time for the skydiving display.
After a freefall of 6,000 feet-
- the skydivers will make a precision landing on the track.
Please watch the plane coming in from the east.
We're safe now. Dad, Egon and Benny know what they're doing.
All we have to do now is collect the false passports.
Now what?
- Mrs Valborg Jensen? - Yes.
- I don't want to inconvenience you. - It's kind of...
May I drive you into town? I have something important to discuss.
Benny? Where is Egon?
I'm alive! I'm alive!
Egon Olsen, in the name of the law...
Wait for me!
Stop! That's not my car.
In the name of the law, this horse is commandeered by the police.
I'll take the reins.
She's gone.
I'm not surprised. She was always the clever one. Hurry up!
- At your service, gentlemen. - Can we help you?
We just wanted some fresh air.
- Just call us. - No need to leave your suite.
- We're here all the time. - All the time.
I see. Thank you. Then we'll just...
Get out of the way! Or else!
Emil...
Where are your manners, Emil?
- Brilliant, Kjell! - What about Egon?
- Did you see Hermansen's face? - What about Egon?
He'll turn up.
Nitwits! Idiots!
It's about bloody time!
- We can still catch our plane. - Brilliant, Egon.
Do we have enough petrol?
It doesn't look like the police are closer to solving the big heist.
Despite the fact that the Chief of Police called a press conference.
There were indications that arrests were imminent, -
- but once again the police seemed to act blindly.
Three innocent travellers were strip-searched and harassed.
The real criminals and their loot -
- are somewhere in this country or abroad.
As you can see from these pictures, all is quiet right now, -
- despite the heavy-handed behaviour by the police.
Passengers are solving crosswords or reading the paper.
There is no sign of any criminal activity. One might ask -
- what the police have been doing these past three days.
We don't expect any breakthroughs, but we'll have more at 8 o'clock.
It's time for the sports news.
First, a missing horse...
- Did a jeep pass by here? - No. But what are you up to?
Me?
Hermansen! Get down from that stupid animal immediately!
It's a horse, sir. It won't be long before I arrest the gang.
Arrest him! He's a threat to public safety!
But, sir...
No!
- That's it. - We're three hours late.
Basse? What are you doing here?
- I thought it would be safer. - Where's Mummy?
The cops took her.
- Was the case taken too? - No, it's in the depot.
Brilliant, Egon!
- What about the new passports? - The money is the main thing.
The case is in the depot. We won't get it without the receipt.
I'll fix it. We catch the plane to Majorca at 5:05 as planned.
Be at the plane when it's boarding, I'll take care of the rest.
- Fine. That's brilliant, Egon. - What about Valborg?
She'll have to come later. I'll get our millions.
- Can I have a sip? - After your confirmation, son.
What does the case look like?
About this big, brown, a bit tatty.
- Just a moment, please. - Thank you.
That's the one. What would I do without you?
Sign here, please.
- We have to go now! - Already?
Egon said we had to leave 50 minutes before the plane departs.
All right, all right! I never keep millions waiting.
- Do you think he'll manage? - Of course he'll manage.
Relax. We're millionaires again.
But for how long?
- Can you describe your wife? - Energetic, short, blue eyes.
- And she wore a big bat. - Was it red?
- And the briefcase? - It was brown.
It was collected by your sister-in-law 20 minutes ago.
- And what did she look like? - Pardon?
- What did she look like? - Lovely. Delicious, in fact.
- And she wore a nice fur coat. - Fur?
Now we just wait for Egon and the millions. Brilliant.
Passengers for Palma de Majorca...
Boarding pass, please.
- Where the hell is Egon? - Look!
There's Egon!
Get on with it, millionaires!
How long will it take to wash up for 62,000?
- Do you want to come up? - No, I don't feel well.
Some other time. See you, Kjell. Bye.
Come on, Dad.
We'd better go up.
Dad? Don't be sad.
Never mind my confirmation. I don't care.
Thank you, Basse.
There you are! At last!
I've got a million things to do.
Well? My sister will faint when she sees this.
Gosh, Valborg... How...
A nice policeman drove me home. He wanted to replace everything.
He talked about the reputation of the force. He wanted to compensate us.
We worked out that it would be 5,000 kroner. That buys Basse a smoking -
- and evening dress for you. So everything's fine.
Isn't it great? Now we just need your speech.
The table arrangements will be difficult.
We have to invite Egon, even if he's without a lady. That makes 13.
Once again we're at a loss they have taken our brave boss
we can only pity Egon Olsen while he's serving time
serving time alone right now
one day we will execute his plan so bold
and we travel to Majorca with our coffers full of gold
- a million each - and chicks on the beach
- a moped for me - a mink coat for me
in Egon's abode the plans are being hatched
we'll just have to wait for him to be unlatched
- then we will strike - with dynamite
we'll wake the whole town and make them frown
if all goes well
- then Benny and Kjell - oh yes, indeed
we will succeed.